Fiasco in the Farmer’s Field, Part 2

(Continued from Part 1) This was one steamed sheriff. He came across even-keeled enough, but he appeared to be seething just below the surface. We handed him our licenses and he took our information. Then he proceeded, in a sort of tightly controlled fury, to vent. It seemed that earlier in the evening, one of the numerous storm chasers who were tracking the tornadoes had blasted past this guy at over 90 miles an hour. Having his hands already full at the time, the sheriff couldn’t give pursuit. He was understandably infuriated at the chaser’s reckless driving.

Now we and the rest of our contingent in the field were getting the backdraft of this officer’s anger. Evidently he had concluded that storm chasers as a group thought they owned the road. I’m sure there was more behind his attitude than this alone, but the speeding chaser, whoever he was, certainly didn’t help matters any.

The sheriff had already arrested one of our group on the pretext of having written a bad check something like 20 years ago, and now he appeared to be deciding what to do with us. Ben and Adam once again did a great job of communicating with this man, who seemed to progressively cool down as we complied, listened, and affirmed his grievance. He made it quite clear, however, that our pilgrimage across the farmer’s field was going to cost us. If we didn’t fork over whatever yet-to-be-determined amount was required, then he would see to it that bench warrants were issued and we’d wind up paying a whole lot more.

On the whole, I heard plenty of anger and threatening and zero concern for our situation. In the end, though, the cop drove off without further incident and left us alone in the darkness to wait for our ride.

It occurred to me that, uncomfortable as our situation was, I had my travel bag with me and could at least exchange my wet footwear for some nice, dry socks, and my mud-splattered shorts for some clean jeans. Doing so made life more pleasant as we waited for Mike Umscheid to show up.

And the wait wasn’t so bad. It was a good opportunity to get to know Adam and Danny, whom until this day I had never met, and Ben, a fellow Michigan chaser I had first connected with just a few months prior. These are all young guys in their mid to late twenties, but they’re passionate, knowledgeable, and capable chasers with rapidly growing track records. I think it’s a safe bet that May 22 is one day we’ll all remember.

A couple hours passed and Mike finally pulled up. By this time, Ben and Danny had determined to withdraw some money from the ATM and post bail for the fellow chaser, a friend of theirs, who was sitting in the Ipswich jail. So off went those two with Mike, leaving Adam and I sitting by ourselves. A while later, up drove a police car with a special delivery: the chaser in question. It seemed that the charges had been dropped, the chaser had been released, and the sheriff’s deputy–a young guy with a refreshingly pleasant, friendly demeanor–was kind enough to drop him off with us at the Shell station.

This was another chaser whom I had never met until this day, and he had his own story to tell which I won’t get into here. He and Adam talked and I mostly listened. The man was naturally upset about being detained, but he said that the two officers who kept watch over him at the jail treated him well and enjoyed talking with him about storm chasing.

More time passed. It was getting onto dawn when Bart rolled into the parking lot–or rather, when my buddy Tom pulled in driving Bart’s vehicle. Bart was sound asleep in the passenger seat. The guy was utterly exhausted, but he revived when the three of us clambered in.

We headed back east to Aberdeen, where Bart and Mike Umscheid had secured hotel rooms for everyone. My chase partner Mike Kovalchick had a one-bed room, but believe me, at that point the prospect of sleeping on the couch was pure bliss.

I don’t know what time I finally awoke, but when I did, Mike was gone. He and the other vehicle owners were back out at the field, where the farmer–after getting a damage estimate from his insurance agent and securing agreements from all of the vehicle owners–hooked up his tractor to the vehicles and pulled them out.

Mike’s vehicle was a mess, but it was nothing that a trip to the car wash couldn’t cure. Bill and Tom took to the hoses, and I don’t know how many quarters they fed into the wash, but it was a ponderous quantity. The amount of clay caked on that Subaru was just unbelievable; there seemed to be a never-ending supply of it in the wheels, the wheel wells, and underneath the vehicle, but eventually it all came off. Then the four of us headed over to Walmart, grabbed a bunch of cleaning supplies, and went at the interior. When we were finished, Mike’s Outback looked fit for the showroom–sparkling clean, as pristine as if it were brand new, which in fact it was. This had been one heck of a break-in for it, but it had handled the rigors beautifully and come up smiling.

Mike mentioned that the farmer finally did understand why we’d driven onto his field. Once he saw the barn that the tornado had destroyed a short distance from where our road had dead-ended, he evidently got the picture of how things had been. On his part, he just wanted compensation for his damaged property and the time it took to haul out the vehicles. That was only fair. If someone drove up on my lawn in order to avoid colliding with a cement truck, I’d understand completely, but I’d still want help getting my lawn back in shape.

The next day, headed west on another chase, the four of us passed through Ipswich and I snapped a photo of the Shell station for memory’s sake. In case you were wondering why there’s a picture of a gas station at the top of this page, now you know.

If any two people in this whole affair deserve to have medals struck for them, those two are Bart Comstock and Mike Umscheid. If either of you gentlemen happen to read this post–thank you! You drove yourselves far beyond the dropping point to make sure that your fellow chasers were all safe and taken care of. I regret meeting you for the first time in such circumstances. Yet if things had been different, I’d never have gotten to see you guys rise to the occasion so magnificently. I and everyone else in that field owe you a debt of gratitude.

The whole incident is now five weeks behind me. It seems like a year. A lot of life slips by before you know it. But from that day’s fantastic chase, to the hair-raising ride across the field with tornadoes closing in, to the night-long vigil at the Ipswich Shell station, this is one story I’ll be telling for as long as I have a storytelling breath left in me.

Fiasco in the Farmer’s Field

So there we were, a whole bunch of storm chasers, stuck in the middle of a flooded field north of Roscoe, South Dakota. Why were we there? Believe me, it wasn’t for the beer.

It was Saturday evening, May 22, 2010. A few minutes earlier, caught down a dead-end road with a snake’s nest of tornadoes breathing down our neck, we had taken last-ditch, evasive action by bailing south down the fence line, and finally, cut off by standing water, out into the field until we could go no farther. Then we braced ourselves and rode out the storm.

It was the closest call I can imagine experiencing without going airborne. A funnel materialized right in our midst, barely missing one of the vehicles. Rear-flank downdraft winds in the neighborhood of 100 mph blasted us. But in the end the storm moved off, having destroyed an old barn north of where the road had dead-ended but leaving us none the worse.

Except that now we were stuck in a rain-soaked, flooded field. And a new set of problems began to emerge.

Most of the guys in the other vehicles were people whom I had never or only recently met, but whose names I was well acquainted with. Two of them, Bart Comstock and Mike Umscheid, became the heroes of the day–the only guys who managed to make it out of that morass with their vehicles and subsequently pushed themselves well beyond exhaustion to make sure that every last man-Jack of the rest of us was accounted for and found lodging for the night.

Now, I’ll be the first to say that I probably don’t have all the details straight. It was a complex scenario, and to this day I still don’t know who all was involved. To the best of my understanding, though, Bart notified local authorities that a bunch of chasers were stuck out in a field, and the authorities notified the property owner, and the property owner was majorly pissed.

Back in the field, the first news we got–in our vehicle, anyway–was that three tractors were on the way to pull us out. By this time, the sun had set and it was dark, with lightning from other storms in the area flickering all around. I didn’t relish the thought of spending the rest of the night out in the middle of nowhere, so I was glad to hear that help was on the way. But that hope soon got dashed when we learned that the farmer was mad as hell at us and had no intention of helping us out, or, for that matter, of letting us leave.

This just flat-out blew my mind. From my perspective at that point, the man had damn near gotten us killed by plowing over our escape route, and now he was angry at us for fleeing across his field in order to preserve our lives. What were we supposed to do, sit there and let the tornadoes hit us? If we hadn’t taken the action that we did, chances were good that we’d have wound up on his property anyway as a bunch of crumpled vehicles and injured or dead chasers. It amazed me that anyone would have such little regard for human lives.

Those were my thoughts at the time. In retrospect, I think the farmer simply didn’t understand what we had been up against, any more than I and my fellow chasers understood what he was up against. Seeing through another person’s eyes doesn’t come easily. We are hampered by the sheer force of our own perspective. We take limited information, process it through the filter of personal experience, and draw swift conclusions colored by self-interest without considering what other pieces of the puzzle may exist.

This particular puzzle was a large one and I’ll never know all the pieces that were involved. I just know there were a lot.

There were us chasers who, having survived the tornadoes, found that our ordeal was far from over. There was the farmer, who had just gotten word that a bunch of crazy storm chasers were stuck out in his field after driving across his newly planted wheat. There was a local sheriff with a lot on his plate after a large tornado had plowed through his area, who–partly due to an infuriating experience with a storm chaser earlier in the evening–used his authority in a way that, in my opinion, tarnished his badge.

There were also some drunken farmers who, as I understand it, tore an antenna off one of the chasers’ vehicles and tried to pick a fight with its owner. There were other locals who showed understanding, goodwill, and helpfulness toward both the farmer and the chasers. There was one from our number who got arrested on the pretext of a ridiculous charge, and there were the deputies who treated him with courtesy and interest during his brief detention at the Ipswich jail. There were lots of people, each with a story to tell and each bringing a unique point of view to the mix.

It’s never wise to jump to conclusions in such cases. It takes time for details to filter in and the big picture to emerge, or at least a better view of it than a person is likely to get at first glance.

Thanks to Bart and Mike, all of us eventually made it out of the field that night. We had to leave the vehicles behind, but there’s a point where nothing else can be done and all a body wants is to get some rest. Through a mix-up I won’t even try to explain, I wound up separated from my group and found myself trudging across the field with Ben Holcomb, Adam Lucio, and Danny Neal. Lugging as much of our belongings with us as we could, we walked along the fence line–now a slippery mud pit strewn with intermittent post holes–up to the road. A pickup truck was waiting there. We threw our stuff into the back and clambered aboard.

The driver of the truck turned out to be the land owner. Whatever his mood may have been, he was decent enough to give us a ride partway up the road. At that point, we were delayed by a bottleneck farther up, so we got a chance to talk with the farmer and with another of his neighbors who walked up to the vehicle.

Ben and Adam did a good job of engaging these guys. I was in no conversational mood myself, but I listened and heard enough to conclude that this had been a terrible spring for South Dakota farmers. A massive amount of El Nino rains had flooded large swaths of cropland, delaying or altogether scuttling planting in some sections. Considering how hard these folks work to make a living and what a tough deal this year was handing them, I began to understand something of how the land owner might have felt: a hellish winter, ruinous flooding, tornadoes blowing through and taking out the power grid, and now this–a bunch of crazy chasers stuck in his field after tearing through his wheat.

The farmer drove us partway back up CR 130, then left us to fend for ourselves. Fortunately, his neighbor in the pickup ahead of us was willing to give us a lift. He was a decent man, sympathetic toward both his fellow farmer and toward us. A storm spotter himself, he seemed to understand what we’d been up against. He told us that if it had been any other year, we’d have had no problem, but that this year, many side roads in the area were impassable due to the rain.

The man dropped Ben, Adam, Danny, and me off at a Shell station in Ipswich. Power was out in the town thanks to the tornadoes, which had taken down high-tension lines back down the road in Bowdle.

I had been in touch with one of my chase partners, Bill Oosterbaan, via cell phone, and I gave him another call to find out his status. He, his brother Tom, and Mike Kovalchick were all with Bart, who had run out of gas en route to Aberdeen. Like us, they were stranded. Fortunately, Mike Umscheid had gone to get gas for them, so it was just a matter of waiting till he returned. Then Bart would drop off my buddies at a hotel and come for us.

The time now was something like 1:00, and from the sound of it, we had a few hours to kill before Bart would show up. There was nothing to do but hunker down and wait. My legs were coated with mud from trying to push out Mike’s vehicle earlier in the evening, and my tennis shoes were little more than big, wet clumps of black clay. The other guys weren’t quite such a mess as I was, but they were wearing T-shirts and it was cold out.

It was at this point that the sheriff drove up to check us out. When he learned that we were some of the storm chasers who had gotten stuck in the field, he smiled one of those smiles that tells you the person behind it is not your friend. “I’ve been looking for you guys,” he said. “I need to see your driver’s licenses.”

(To be continued.)