Of Foxes and Saxophones

In my last post, I established that cows make a great jazz audience. Given their rapt enthusiasm for my saxophone playing, I might even opt for a roomful of them over people, provided they pay at the door, order a few drinks, and tip the waitress. Then again, cows are notorious for hygienic indiscretion, so I guess I”ll go with people after all, at least until the day when Depends for cows hits the market.

So much for cows. On to foxes.

Early one morning on my way to work, driving through the countryside near the airport, I pulled my car onto the shoulder by a broad meadow. With half an hour to kill, I assembled my horn, figuring I”d get in a little sax practice to start the day off right.

As I stood there serenading the sunrise, I noticed a riffling motion in the weeds a hundred feet off to my right. Out of the tall grass emerged a red fox. It edged closer…closer…to within maybe sixty feet from me. Then it sat, its head cocked, watching intently as I played. After a minute, apparently deciding I was safe, the fox moved closer still, then sat again and listened. From the studious look on its face, I figured it was analyzing my licks, absorbing them for possible use in its own playing.

Hard to say how long the little guy sat there–maybe five minutes, maybe even longer. Eventually he got up and, casting a couple backward glances, trotted off.

What a gift! As much as I love the countryside and as much time as I”ve spent in it, I nevertheless have seen foxes only a handful of times. They”re retiring creatures which prefer not to be seen. But like many other animals, they seem to have a fascination for music. That one would allow its curiosity to overcome its natural fear of man in such a way, for what strikes me as a pretty lengthy amount of time, is something I consider remarkable–or at least, very, very cool.

On a fishing trip in Ontario several years ago, I packed in my soprano sax. In the evening, after a full day of fishing, I would sit on the rocky shore of the wilderness island where my buddies and I were camped, playing my horn and listening to the loons call back from across the waters. The antiphony was haunting and beautiful. Those were magical twilights, filled with loon song, the scent of white pine, and the voices and laughter of friends.

What a rich creation God has given us! And what an incredible treasure is music, connecting humans with the wild things of the earth and giving us glimpses of how things were meant to be–and how they once were long, long ago, back in the Garden.

Playing Sax Till the Cows Come Home

I play for cows.

Seriously.

At the western edge of my small hometown of Caledonia, bordering the parking lot of a Catholic church, there sits a large cow pasture. During the warm months, I periodically park my car out there on the far edge of the church lot and practice my saxophone.

The results are always rewarding. It’s an amazing thing to watch scores of cows come drifting in to check me out. Evidently, cows love a good concert.

They’re particularly responsive to high notes. Musically speaking, there’s nothing a cow appreciates so much as a good, screaming altissimo. Work your horn a little bit in that top register and watch those cattle come prancing in to stare at you with intense curiosity. It’ so gratifying. I promise you, you’ll never find a more attentive audience, or a more appreciative one. Cows are good for a musician’s ego.

And responsive? Hoo-wee! Cows are moved* by jazz. Inhibition to the wind, baby, that’s a cow crowd for you. One cow will think nothing of mounting another cow whenever the mood seizes it, and gender evidently isn’t much of a concern. When those cow hormones are running hot, all it takes is a little jazz sax to inspire some hot young heifer to attempt things she wasn’t designed for. Cows are the original Woodstock generation.

If your practice routine has settled into the doldrums and you’d like to shake it up with something a little different, I highly recommend cows. Head to the nearest pasture for your next session, start blowing, and watch what happens. It is truly a weird sight to see a hundred bovine lined up along the fence, watching you intently and all but snapping their hooves to the music.

Give it a try. You may even get fan letters, though I wouldn’t answer them if I were you.

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* Being a man of taste, I have avoided the obvious pun. I refuse to say mooooved in any of my writings about cows, and have carefully avoided doing so here.**

** But not here. Mooooved.

2008 Super Tuesday Tornado Outbreak

February 5 was a milestone in the 2008 presidential primaries, but politics got eclipsed by the day”s deadly weather. By now, the whole nation knows of the disaster that rumbled through the South on Super Tuesday. As my chase partner, Bill, and I sat in his Suburban in Corydon, Indiana, watching the line of storms along the cold front move in, we never suspected the magnitude of the tragedy playing out to our south. And the storms were far from over. They would continue through the night to our east, through Kentucky and Ohio.

As I write, the death toll from Tuesday”s outbreak stands at sixty, and the SPC (Storm Prediction Center) Storm Reports for February 5 shows a tally of 103 tornadoes. The stories and the photos in the news are heartbreaking. The looks on people”s faces…the shock, the grief, the unbelief…it”s hard to grasp the enormous human impact of this event. All of us find ourselves in circumstances at one time or another where loss strikes, and we ask ourselves, “Now what do I do?” But to survey the remains of your home scattered across acres of field and twisted through ragged treetops…to think of the loved one you”ve lost whose smile dances in your mind and whose voice still rings in your ears…I can”t begin to imagine what that is like.

And it”s only early February. Severe weather visitations aren”t uncommon in the South this time of year, in the region known as the Dixie Alley, but a disaster of this proportion is another thing altogether.

After Bill and I had checked into our hotel rooms in Corydon, a few miles west of Louisville, Kentucky, we grabbed a steak and brew at a nearby restaurant. At that point, the storms were still a ways off, but by the time we had finished eating, a light rain was falling and lightning flickered through the sky. We headed back to the hotel, with the idea of calling it a night and watching the weather play out on TV and on my laptop radar. But a glance at GR3 showed a developing supercell making a beeline for the area just east of us, so we decided to head back out and intercept it.

Due to problems connecting with the Internet in the car, I couldn”t access GR3 for a good fifteen minutes. As we drove blindly into the storm, with the wind and rain intensifying, I felt a mixture of concern and extreme irritation. I”m a fairly placid personality, and my feathers don”t ruffle all that easily, but difficulty with radar connection during a chase is one thing that can cause me to pop blood vessels in my eyeballs. Eventually, I got us hooked up with GR3, which revealed two things: 1) the storm had passed us, as we suspected; and 2) it would definitely have been worth pursuing, had we not been headed back west, had not the cell been moving at warp speed, and had not our road options been rotten. In the SPC storm reports, I could swear I read of a tornado incident in Milton, Kentucky, northeast of our intercept area. Looking again, I can”t find that record, but if a touchdown did in fact occur in that area, this was the storm that produced it.

With the main event seemingly over for the night, we headed back toward Corydon, and parked on a side road near our hotel to watch the squall line blow in. The line was not far from us–around ten miles, according to the radar, and closing in fast. A second, smaller line was also kicking up to our south along the outflow boundary, with a small, relatively isolated cell near its far end.

Embedded supercells pulsed northward up the main line, like corpuscles through an artery, triggering a medley of shear markers and tornado vortex signatures as the whole system translated rapidly in our direction. But that lone wolf cell was what had my interest. As it neared Brandenburg, thirty miles south of us, it began to show distinct signs of rotation. The National Weather Service in Louisville indicates that this small but vigorous supercell did in fact put down an EF-1 tornado in Brandenburg.

As Bill and I approached the Michigan state line the following evening, the snow began to fly. The back end of the weather system was chuffing out a truly nasty winter storm, and the center of the low, poised just above the southern tip of Lake Michigan near Chicago, was wrapping in a truckload of wet snow for our driving amusement.

I arrived home around 9:30, flipped on my computer, logged onto Stormtrack, and checked out the chase reports and discussions. That”s when the severity of the previous day”s event really began to unfold for me.

As obsessed with the power and beauty of severe weather as storm chasers are, we”re nevertheless like anyone else when it comes to human impact. We never want storms to affect lives, and we”re horrified when they do. The 2008 Super Tuesday outbreak is one of the worst in the nation”s history. And, as I have already mentioned, this year”s storm season is still months away from its normal zenith in May.

I hope the rest of the 2008 chase season will be a good one, not a bad one. Not a tragic one, with more ugly surprises.

May God”s grace and comfort attend those whose lives have been devastated by last Tuesday”s terrible storms.

Okay, I Lied

I admit it: I”m guilty. After that last post, in which I made it plain that my mind was made up, I was going to stay put and not, nix, nada, no way chase storms, I went anyway. The RUC 13 prediction of usable CAPE working its way up into Indiana was eating at me–that, and too many past experiences of watching the action spread northeast of the weather watch areas. All it took was another phone call from Bill to tip me over the edge.

We hooked up in Nappanee, Indiana, then blasted south. The big storms fired up to the southwest, as expected, and are presently dropping tornadoes down in Tennessee and Mississippi, and presumably in Arkansas and Kentucky as well. But the daylight is long gone, and we”re heading for Louisville for the night. The storms will almost certainly catch up with us there sometime later tonight, and we could be in for a rough ride. My radar will be up and running, that much is certain.

So much for iron resolve in the face of a high risk day. Pffffttt! Ah, well…it”s better than staring at the radar screen in my apartment with fried-egg eyeballs, tearing my hair out by the handful and wishing I”d gone.

Plans now consist of the following:

1. Check into hotel

2. Go to a restaurant for a good steak and brew

3. Head back to the hotel, flip on GR2 and GR3, and watch the storms move in

That approach works for me.

First High Risk Day of 2008

Aaaaah, nuts! I HATE missing a storm chase–and on the first high risk day of the year, no less. Problem is, the setup is more iffy for the area I can get to down in southern Indiana.

My chase partner, Bill, has a business meeting in northern Indiana, and we had talked about connecting in Nappanee afterwards. The guy who is with him would have used my car to get back home, and Bill and I would have taken off from there and overnighted in Louisville, Kentucky. But the big action is forecast to be well off to the southwest, down in Arkansas and the Missouri boot heel. Nothing in the forecast models has made me think there”s much hope for Indiana, at least during the daylight hours. Sketchy possibilities at best, and I have business to attend to and an appointment this afternoon. So I told Bill I needed to decline.

But now comes the latest RUC 13 run, which moves 500 CAPE farther north through Illinois and Indiana, not all that terribly far south of Indianapolis. Plus, the WRF radar simulation for later today shows a line of storms extending all along through that area–and forecast storm motions suggest that any storms which form, while clipping along at a decent rate, will still be chaseable, not fifty-mile-an-hour space shuttles. Moreover, I bear in mind that so often, these big systems have tended to propagate farther to the northeast than the Storm Prediction Center anticipated. All this to say, I can picture myself sitting at my computer later in the day, watching as vigorous supercells light up the radar south of Indianapolis and wishing like crazy I had gone.

Sigh. Well, sometimes ya just have to make the hard calls. I have a copywriting business to attend to, and a website I”m trying to optimize. If Bill and I could get to the high risk area, then the choice would have been a no-brainer. Faced with a borderline scenario, though, and the likeliness that any real action for Indiana won”t ramp up till after dark, I need to attend to other priorities and content myself with chasing from the armchair later today.

I have a feeling, though, that I”m gonna be one frustrated camper around five o”clock.

The Rhythm Comedians

I miss the Rhythm Comedians! Over two years have elapsed since our little unit disbanded. The time had come; it happens that way for many creative group efforts involving musicians. We cohere for a while, then move on to other interests, or simply move apart. So it was with the Comedians. Yet, looking back, I feel grateful for the time I spent with leader, composer, and drummer Ric Troll, bassist Dave DeVos, violinist Pat Foley, and guitarist Jeff Boughner.

Jeff passed on not many months after the band broke up. His death came as a complete shock. I had seen him not long before, on New Years Eve at a gig in downtown Grand Rapids. He looked fine then. But a few weeks later, poof. Cancer. Gone. Unbelievable. One can get another guitarist, but not another Jeff. With his creative spark and gentle, congenial personality gone, the rest of us who comprised the Rhythm Comedians are left with some wonderful memories, and, thankfully, Ric”s backlog of Rhythm Comedians jazz originals on his jukebox at his Tallmadge Mill website.

For me, the zenith of my time with the Comedians was our April Fool concert at the Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts (UICA). With the extraordinary Kurt Ellenberger joining us on piano, I consider that event the height of our playing. The nice turn-out of friends, family, and area jazz lovers made the evening all the more memorable. But concert aside, it was the music, the creativity, and the cameraderie that made the Rhythm Comedians one of my most rewarding musical experiences.

To all you guys–Ric, Dave, Pat, and yes, to you, Jeff–thanks.

Thunder in Dixie Alley

What is with this winter? Two January warm-ups with severe weather, followed by two major winter storms–and now, another warm-up poised for Monday and Tuesday, with some potentially significant activity in the South, possibly reaching as far north as Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. My, life is interesting, at least if you”re a weather freak.

Without looking at the latest numerical models, just talking off the top of my head as I remember my last, quick glance at things last night, it looks like a vigorous trough will be swinging into the southern Great Plains, drawing up fifties dewpoints into northern Illinois and Indiana, with even better moisture in the Dixie alley. Nice, southerly surface winds veering to the southwest with height, respectable 0-6k vertical shear–there”s a weather event shapin” up, folks. I”m not a seasoned forecaster, but I can make sense out of the GFS and the WRF. And I see that the Storm Prediction Center (SPC) is seeing the same thing. They”ve got a nice, large area scoped out for Tuesday in their convective outlooks.

Chase weather? Mmm…maybe. I don”t like that the SPC is calling for a squall line. Evidently we”re looking at another vigorous cold front, same as last week, with large-scale, linear forcing. I can”t see making a lengthy road-trip for that kind of scenario. Still, the shear is good, and with enough low-level helicity, any storms that pop up ahead of the line could prove interesting. Of course, with decent backing winds, the potential will also exist for embedded supercells in the squall line, but we get our share of those in Michigan. I don”t much care for them. They”re hard to chase, and I”m sure not going to waste gas on them unless they come knocking on my back door–say, in Indiana.

We”ll see. Right now, I”m really just rambling. I”ll have a better idea of what”s going to happen come Monday evening. Meanwhile, the snow lies on the ground, more of it than anyone ever expected this winter. And winter is far from over, at least if Punxatawney Phil is a reliable prognosticator. Today is Groundhog Day, and ol” Phil didn”t see his shadow, so…we”re looking at still more snow following this next round of severe weather.

I did mention that life is interesting when you”re a weather freak, didn’t I?

Coltrane, Giant Steps, and the Blues

“Giant Steps” by John Coltrane.

Sooner or later, a sax player has to deal with it–that most lopsided, knuckle-busting of all digitally oriented tunes.

It’s a tough nut to crack, but it’s also a very rewarding one. The tune has a beautiful, geometrical logic to it. Practicing patterns to it comes easy, but breaking away from the patterns and doing something truly inventive in an improvisation is a challenge. You’ve really earned your saxophone merit badge when you can get around comfortably in “Giant Steps.”

Around ten years ago, I steeped myself in “Giant Steps” for a lengthy period, to the exclusion of just about everything else. My focused practice paid off: I got to where I could negotiate the changes with a fair degree of fluency and creativity at over 300 on the metronome. Not a bad achievement–but I forgot how to play the blues. I kid you not! You’d think all that technical work would bleed over into the rest of my playing, and I”m sure there were ways it did. But when it came to sounding pretty on a basic bebop blues, my fingers just didn’t seem to remember the territory. It was weird.

I can still get around “Giant Steps” today if I need to, but I’m pretty rusty at it. However, my blues playing sounds much more convincing. It”s a trade-off. If I had all the hours of the day to practice, I’d practice all hours of the day. But in this busy life, I do what I can. We can’t all be Coltrane. For that matter, none of us can. I’m content to listen to him, admire him, learn from him…and enjoy playing my horn.

Tornadoes: A Global Warming Litmus Test?

This January has unquestionably been the strangest one I can remember, and I”ve experienced fifty-one of them. The month opened with a bang, with a tornado outbreak on the seventh. That was followed by a period of blizzards and bitter cold. Come tomorrow, another round of mid-forties temps and thunderstorms will be staring us in the hairy eyeball, with yet another blast of mid-teens Arctic air chasing hard on its heels. What a thermal roller-coaster!

Global warming, you say? Well, could be. But the problem with making such a quick assumption is, it ignores the fact that climate is simply a broad-scale averaging of anomalies. Extremes in the weather are, in a sense, the norm, and the uncommon isn”t all that unusual.

The twentieth century closed with the highest tornadic wind speeds ever recorded, clocked at over 300 miles per hour in the nightmare that rolled through Oklahoma City on May 3, 1999. And that tornado was just one in a devastating central Okalahoma outbreak.

n”Well, there you go,” you say. “More storms and stronger storms. Global warming.”

Not so fast, hoss.

The worst recorded tornado outbreak in modern history–the notorious Super Outbreak of April 3-4, 1974–was twenty-five years prior, long before global warming had been invented. With 148 tornadoes affecting thirteen states, and with an unmatched six tornadoes receiving an F5 rating, that event far outstrips the 1999 Oklahoma outbreak.

Okay, right–that”s still relatively recent history. Let”s go back considerably farther. On March 18, 1925, the Great Tri-State Tornado claimed 695 lives during its three-and-a-half-hour, 219-mile blitzkrieg across Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana. In terms of fatalities, longevity, and path length, as well as size, intensity, and forward speed, the Tri-State was a phenomenon among phenomena.

But can you draw inferences from such a storm regarding climate change? No more, I think, than you can from a 100-year flood. Such things simply happen.

Am I suggesting that global warming isn”t a real and present concern? Of course not; I think it”s pretty well established that we”ve got a problem on our hands. What I am saying is, a lot of factors go into creating weather events of any kind. Moreover, we are far more aware of whatever weather is occurring at any given time and location today than we were thirty years ago. Our warning technology has vastly improved. And our population has grown, meaning there are simply a whole lot more people around to notice the weather and feel its impact. The fact that your house got washed away by a storm surge doesn”t necessarily mean hurricanes have gotten worse; it means you built your house in a vulnerable location, just as multiplied thousands of people have been doing these past few decades, and the inevitable finally caught up with you.

I”m all for making balanced connections between storms and global temperature increases. But I”m not much of a fan for drawing snap, simplistic conclusions. Weather extremes of one sort or another occur just about every year. They”re not all that unusual. They”re just extremes. They were happening long before the polar ice cap went into meltdown. They”ll continue to happen. They are what they are–something to consider as parts of a much bigger picture. The picture is indeed an alarming one, but an alarmist perspective on isolated events neither explains nor solves anything.

Taking Time to Listen

Silence.

Space, a place to listen.

In all the programming that goes into what we call a church service, particularly in “praise and worship,” taking time to still ourselves enough to hear and respond to the Holy Spirit seems to be the one thing we haven”t fit into the schedule. Probably that”s because God”s voice–the real thing, not the spiritualized weirdnesses that often masquerade as it–is the one thing we can”t manufacture, and therefore, can”t program in.

But it”s also the one thing people, both Christians and those exploring Christianity, long for above all else. Not evangelical sing-alongs, no matter how talented the musicians. Not great preaching, no matter how gifted the preacher or relevant the message. These things are fine, but they can”t touch the heart”s deepest hunger. Only God can do that. Everything else is just a tool.

Tools are good when used right. But tools can be noisy–sometimes too noisy. We can become so fixated on our tools that we forget they”re just a means to an end. They can drown out the voice of the One we seek to encounter.

When I read through the book of 1 Corinthians, chapters twelve through fourteen, I”m struck by one thing: when those early believers came together, they expected God to show up as well. And they made room for him to have his way. While Paul was writing to correct some of the problems which arose from the human part of that equation, let”s not lose track of what those problems signify. The Holy Spirit is real. The question isn”t whether he”ll talk to us; it”s whether we”ll listen.

Are we willing to submit our carefully planned, thoughtfully timed worship order to God? What would happen if we started thinking of silence and listening as an integral part of our worship experience? What if we were to risk taking our corporate worship beyond just singing, clapping, and raising our hands–which in themselves can get pretty rote and mechanical–to points of encounter where we learn to “be still, and know that [the Lord is] God”?

Listening.

Learning to hear, truly hear, the voice and the heart of another person.

It”s one of the most relational things we can possibly do. It is critically important in our relationship with God. He himself is a great listener, but he has things to say as well. Giving him a little room to do so could transform our experience of what church is about. It could also move and refresh the hearts of non-Christians, as they encounter a gathering of believers that is neither mere religious entertainment on the one hand, nor a spiritual freak show on the other, but a setting of genuine communion, where people listen for and respond to the voice of Jesus with genuineness, gentleness, self-discernment, sobriety, humility, and love.