Why I Hate Snow

I really don’t hate snow. Loathe it, yes.  Wish it would rot in hell like the fourfold abomination it is, certainly. But hate? Come, now, what is there to hate about snow, other than the fact that it’s cold, wet, miserable, a road hazard, and an overall royal pain in the keister?

Hmmm…judging from my attitude, we’re definitely moving on toward February, when attitudes toward snow here in Michigan tend to shift from  aesthetic appreciation to pragmatism. It takes both an artist and a pragmatist to live in this state year-round.

Okay, I confess: I really don’t hate snow. I just like to gripe about it, that’s all. Looking outside today at the large, white flakes drifting out of the late January sky, I don’t mind admitting that the stuff is downright pretty, and winter wouldn’t be winter without it. From a practical standpoint, we need all the snow we can get, lots and lots of it, to bring the Great Lakes levels back up to snuff from their alarmingly low levels. And just between you and me, speaking as an aesthete, I’d miss snow if we didn’t have it. It’s part of Michigan, and I sure do love this state.

So come on, snow! Hit me with your best shot and see if I don’t come up smiling and asking for more.

I probably won’t. But I’m still glad it’s snowing. Hurray for snow.

I hope it goes away soon, though.

Lake Michigan Ice Formations

Ice Formations Along the Coastline

Ice Formations Along the Coastline

These past few days have been busy ones, but yesterday I took time to head out to Lake Michigan with my friend and fellow storm chaser Kurt Hulst to photograph the ice formations. They’re spectacular. If you’ve never heard of them, let alone seen them, I can assure you that you’re missing something. Ice forms all along the Great Lakes shores, but I have a hunch that the formations along the west coast of Lake Michigan are particularly scenic for the same reason that the sand dunes are: they’re a product of the prevailing winds that blow across the lake, whipping waves and spray across vast stretches to create, layer by layer, fantastic frozen sculptures of  ice, sand, and snow. A more austere landscape you can’t hope to find this side of the Arctic Circle–otherworldly, almost alien in its frigid beauty.

I’m not going to write much about the ice formations here because I want to save my creative juices for my next installment on the WaterlandLiving blog this Friday. But I am going to share a few images to give you a taste of one of the upsides of winter in Michigan. And be sure to check out Kurt’s site, too; he’s a great photographer, and I’m sure he’ll have some very cool (pun totally intended) shots of his own on display.

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

Lighthouse, Holland State Park

Lighthouse, Holland State Park

Kurt Out On the Ice

Kurt Out On the Ice

Crack in the Ice

Crack in the Ice

Lake Ice

Lake Ice

Significant Tornadoes, by Tom Grazulis

Man, what a busy day it has been! It’s amazing how occupied I can be without hardly budging from my La-Z-Boy couch. But then, my couch is as much my office as it is a piece of living room furniture. More, for that matter. With my computer keyboard in my lap and my screen parked on a stool to my left, here is where I earn most of my living as a freelance writer.

I’ve spent most of my day hammering out copy for a couple clients. I just finished a project a short while ago. I still have a chewy assignment that I haven’t even begun yet, but that can wait till tomorrow. This weekend will be a busy one, but in this tough economy, it’s great to have the work, and I can say in all honesty and with much gratitude that I have some truly wonderful clients. I am richly blessed, not just with consistent work doing what I love to do, but also with good relationships with people who, besides clients, are friends and brothers in Christ.

But the working day for me is over, and I am now turning my focus to other things. In my spare time, I’m acquainting myself with cPanel and–now that I can actually access the code–revamping the metatags for my Stormhorn.com website. The switchover from GoDaddy to Tablox as a web host, and from b2evolution to WordPress for blog software, has freed me up to take a more hands-on approach to my website and blog, and the next phase of the learning curve for this non-techie has begun.

And that’s just what’s happening on the sidelines. Today I went to the Hastings Public Library and picked up the copy I had requested of Significant Tornadoes, 1680-1981, by Tom Grazulis. It’s a formidable volume–the authoritative, exhaustive record of virtually every significant tornado in United States history that can be traced. Grazulis’s work is nothing short of remarkable, a real labor of love, and the result is a book whose poundage alone is enough to impress. This is one you want to load on a pack mule if you plan on taking it anywhere, but the information it contains is priceless.

And I need that information because I’ve been working on a book on the 1965 Palm Sunday tornadoes. I’ll tell you more about that some other time, but if you’ve followed this blog for a while, then you know that the Palm Sunday tornado outbreak has been a recurrent theme. There is a reason for that, and the time has finally arrived for me to do something about it. I wrote the prologue a couple months ago, and now, after a bit of a delay, I’ve written about two-thirds of the first chapter. I expect to have it completed within the week, and then it’s on to the next phase, which will consist of a fair amount of research.

And that’s enough on that topic. I’ve done enough writing for the day, and my bowl of cottage cheese and mug of abbey ale are demanding my attention.

Michigan in January: Cold Snap and Hot Music

The single-digit temperatures are here at last, and it looks like they’ll be staying for a few days.

Tonight the mercury is supposed to dip down to ten below zero. That, my friends, is cold. Tomorrow, the projected high–and we”re using that word, high, loosely here–is seven degrees. Think twice before wearing your thong swimsuit to the beach. Particularly if you’re a guy. (For that matter, if you’re a guy, think twice about it any time of year; better still, just don”t do it.)

On Friday, we see the kind of warming trend that puts a smile on the faces of Michiganders everywhere as the temperatures skyrocket up to nine degrees. And by Saturday, we”re feeling downright tropical at a steamy twenty degrees.

This is most assuredly January in Michigan. It”s the month of the Wolf Moon, an apt name if ever there was one. At night, as the temperatures plummet and the stars gleam like ice chips in the arctic sky, you can hear the howls echoing eerily across the frozen lakes. It”s a haunting, wild sound that you never forget, emanating from ice fishermen who are freezing their butts off. What those guys are doing out there in temperatures like these is beyond me.

nOkay, so enough about cold weather. How about a word on a hot CD? My friend Ed Englerth‘s album Restless Ghost has been nominated for a Jammie Award. The Jammies are the regional equivalent of the Grammies–not as prestigious, to be sure, but not lacking in glamor and promotional value. It would be great if Ed scored, particularly since I played on a number of songs on the CD. It really is a great album, and Ed is a terrific songwriter and lyricist who deserves much wider recognition.

Just Another Weekend: A Former Ohioan Remembers the Palm Sunday Tornadoes

I recently received a comment from one of my readers in response to my post on some rare photos of the 1965 Palm Sunday Tornadoes. Jim Stewart resides in Atlanta, Georgia, where he is the morning host and operations manager for WMVV 90.7 FM NewLife Radio. On the day of the tornadoes, though, Jim was a nine-year-old boy living near Lima, Ohio.

In response to his comment on my blog, I invited Jim to share his experience of the storms. He has done so, and to a degree that goes well beyond a mere comment. Jim took time and thought, and has supplied a fascinating, well-written, very personal remembrance of that fateful evening.

No need for me to say more. It”s time for Jim to tell his story, which he calls…

Just Another Weekend

(C) 2009, Jim Stewart

When you are young, time passes slowly, and sometimes it’s a monotonous routine. Monday moves into Tuesday, the week passes, and another ordinary weekend comes and goes. But then there are the times and events that bring change, shaping our lives, our thinking, and our emotions. Such was the Palm Sunday weekend of April 1965.

I grew up as an only child in and near Lima in Allen County, Ohio. Thunderstorms, wind, blizzards, droughts, and the like were commonplace in the Midwest. But what was brewing on that fateful weekend was different.

At nine years of age I was in the fourth grade at Shawnee Elementary School, a rather shy kid without many friends. On Friday of that fateful weekend I became progressively ill in class. I stayed for the full day, but was immediately ushered to bed as soon as I got home when my mother found I had a high fever. Our home at the time was located on Ft. Amanda Road near the intersection with Shawnee Road in the Shawnee Township area, about four miles southwest of Lima.

On Saturday morning, I was taken to the doctor to be checked out. The weather was partly sunny, and cool enough that a jacket was necessary. After being treated for the virus, apparently contracted at school, I spent the rest of the day convalescing on the living room couch. That afternoon my father and I watched a Reds game live from Cincinnati that was played under mostly sunny skies. Everyone in the Great Lakes area was totally oblivious to the terror that would move though the region in just over twenty-four hours.

Sunday dawned in a very strange way, at least to me as a young child, as a heavy thunderstorm raged outside with all the ingredients you would expect in the afternoon or evening of a spring day. It was actually a strong warm front pushing its way northward, ushering in very warm, moist, and unstable air to the region along with an unusually strong jet stream high above, a harbinger of the main event now just a few hours away.

The remainder of that morning is rather sketchy. My parents went to church, and I was left at home with my Great, Great Aunt May, who was living with us at the time. I remember that the weather cleared, and by afternoon the sun was shining. My father and I again watched television, the Master’s Golf Tournament from Augusta, Georgia, with bright sunlight streaming through the western windows of the living room. I never ventured outside that afternoon due to my illness, but I do know it had warmed considerably from the previous day.

In the early evening I was feeling better. My parents went to evening church services and my Aunt May looked after me as we continued to watch television. At the time there were no severe weather watches or warnings broadcast, although tornadoes were already occurring to our far west and northwest.

We were watching local channel 35 WIMA-TV as the Wonderful World of Disney came on at 7:30 P.M. and darkness fell. As the program continued, I noticed a strobe-like flashing in the southwestern sky. The flashing was nearly constant and becoming brighter as time passed. Aunt May, who was setting next to a window, became very nervous as she moved to another chair in the interior of the room for fear that the lightning was going to strike her. Strangely, the thunder had yet to be heard, indicating that we were observing a very strong electrical storm still a distance away but moving our way.

By 8:30 P.M. the storm was more to the west-northwest still putting out a large lightning display, but not quite as intense as earlier. There were still no severe weather statements on local television.

nJust before 9:00 P.M. my parents returned home from church in time to watch Bonanza. They did not say much about the approaching storm other than that there was a lot of lightning going on in the northwest. Soon after Bonanza began WIMA-TV finally broadcast a vague weather alert from the weather service in Toledo that called for “…severe thunderstorms with a tornado or two till 10:00 P.M.” No references were given to any specific counties as tornadoes raged in several locations at that moment; unfortunately this lack of warning likely caused many fatalities.

Around 9:15 P.M. the storm suddenly seemed to explode just to our north in a way I had never seen before nor have seen since as vivid lightning of green, pink, white, orange, and blue lit the sky. I did not realize that the blue flashes were likely not lightning, but rather, power line flashes and transformer explosions as the tornado bisected Allen County just eight miles north of our home. Even the reception from WIMA-TV, located about five miles north-northeast of us, became so bad that it was unwatchable as the storm passed by. We had to switch to another station from Dayton, some sixty-five miles to the south, using our VHF roof antenna. During the time we watched this station, it came in unusually strong, as if it was local. There were some very strange atmospheric phenomenons transpiring for these few moments as the storm traversed the area.

The storm began to move out to the northeast as strong west southwest winds began to buffet our home. The cold front that generated the storm had arrived ending the severe storm threat. I went to bed having no idea of the destruction that had been and was still taking place all around our region. What is now rated as the third largest tornado outbreak in history had left in its wake over 250 dead, thousands injured, and an untold number of homes, businesses, and churches reduced to rubble. The wind howled most of the night as I lay in my comfortable bed, but we didn’t even lose power. We were blessed.

Monday morning dawned bright and sunny. My mother was listening to a local radio station as it ran continuous reports about the tornado that ripped Allen County in half the previous evening. The radio station even had a news correspondent in an airplane reporting live on the damage as he flew over the storm’s path, a rather innovative feat for the time. Feeling better as far as my illness was concerned, I stayed home from school just to be sure I was totally over the virus, but I was feeling rather strange about this unexpected event that was unknowingly affecting my life.

Many stories began to surface after the tornado blew through. My father, a pipe fitter and welder, was working in Toledo at the time and made an early Monday morning drive to work each week. On the morning of April 12 he saw damage from the storm as he drove up Interstate 75 between Beaverdam and Bluffton, with overturned trucks and cars as well as other debris on the highway for nearly a mile. The husband of some relatives who lived just east of Lima observed the storm’s passage from a patio door as the rest of the family huddled in their basement. He said as soon as the storm passed to his northeast the stars came out and he knew it was all over, everything would be fine.

It appears this particular supercell of the 1965 Palm Sunday Outbreak, which generated the Allen County tornado, originated more than two hours earlier southeast of Lafayette, Indiana, and moved, under the influence of unusually strong upper level jet stream wind, east-northeast at speeds of over sixty miles per hour. It appeared to be what is now termed a cyclical supercell that generated many separate, strong, multi-vortex tornadoes. Its nearly 275-mile path ended near Cleveland, Ohio. Across Indiana it leveled the towns of Russiaville, Alto, southern sections of Kokomo, Greentown, southern sections of Marion, and areas near Berne before crossing into Ohio. Once Ohio was the target, the twister passed just north of Rockford, south of Van Wert, and just south of Delphos as it entered Allen County. At that point the storm reorganized, producing a new F-4 vortex just northwest of Elida. This corresponded to the explosive increase in lightning intensity we observed as the storm was passing to our north. Moving along at nearly sixty miles per hour, the tornado destroyed everything in its path, with the little village of Cairo its next pending victim. Mercifully, the tornado lifted just west of the town and set down again just to the northeast, sparing the community major damage.

Relentlessly, the funnel pressed on toward Interstate 75. A railroad parallels the highway between Beaverdam and Bluffton with a deep ditch between the road and tracks. It appears this ditch caught or disrupted the tornado’s circulation enough to divert it to the northeast, where it wreaked havoc with any vehicle on the highway for about a mile. Finally it jumped the road and, reassuming its east-northeast path, moved out of the county.

I observed firsthand the damage two weeks later, when the public was finally allowed into the storm track area. Our family took a Sunday drive following the damage path from west to east. I saw things that were both frightening and fascinating. Many homes were totally destroyed; some still had walls but no roof; vehicles of all types lay scattered across fields, along with bits and pieces of people’s lives. High-voltage transmission towers lay twisted flat on the ground, and an electrical substation was totally wiped out; these were likely the sources of the blue flashes I saw to our north the night of the tornadoes.

I was most impressed with the foundation of an old farm house, wiped clean by the wind, with an upright piano still standing in the open air. Once part of a family fixture in a living room, now the piano was the only a remnant of the home that had once stood there.

It is interesting how a single event can be pivotal in our lives even at a young age. So it was for me with the Palm Sunday Outbreak of 1965. At first my fear of thunderstorms increased. Every year I felt a dread of April and springtime; I imagined that each storm that came up could be like that evening, except this time the funnel would get us. Time passed, and my fear evolved into a great respect for weather in general and deep interest in severe thunderstorms and hurricanes in particular—how and why they form. Still, after nearly forty-four years, there are times when I think back to that weekend and recall the feelings and emotions, remembering those who were adversely affected by the events of that weekend in April, 1965.

WaterlandLiving.com: Where I Blog When I’m Not Blogging Here

Yesterday I posted an article on shear funnels at WaterlandLiving.com. Waterland is my “other blog.” Well, not mine really. It belongs to Dave VanderVeen, owner of Waterland Homes LLC, and it is devoted to all things Michigan.

Some of the stuff written by Dave contains just plain savvy insights on homes and real estate. But the blog as a whole is about outdoor Michigan. That’s no surprise, since Dave has followed a different path in home building and real estate, focusing on properties out in the country. Hunting cabins, lakeside homes, lodges, campgrounds…Waterland is where to go when you”re ready to trade suburbia for something closer to the land, to the fields, lakes, and woods of Michigan.

Yes, that”s a shameless plug for Waterland Homes. I get to do that kind of thing on this site. Never mind that—check out the blog. If you live in Michigan or in any of the Great Lakes states and love the outdoors, I think you”ll like what you find. The site is rich in images and packed with items of interest for nature lovers, fishermen, hunters, hikers, and backroads wanderers who love to see what”s over the hill and around the bend.

Tamarack Needles

Fridays are my day on WaterlandLiving. Six days of the week, Dave provides a more factual approach. My mission is to offer a bit of literary ambience—to take you to places you wouldn’t think to go, open your eyes to things you might pass by…to engage your senses so that you experience different aspects of the outdoors, and perhaps enjoy a chuckle or two in the process.

Riff through my Friday posts and you’re liable to come across just about anything under—or in—the Michigan sky. You’ll find articles on

* Michigan backroads

* carnivorous plants

* poison ivy and poison sumac—and what it’s like to eat them!

* railroads

* thunderstorms

* topwater fishing

* wild orchids

* hummingbirds

* sassafras tea

* what makes the leaves turn color

* hunting knives

* Hunter”s Moon and other monthly moon names

* wild cranberries

* winter photography

Hummingbird Feeder

The list goes on, and since it continues to grow, you’re apt to find just about anything in it, as long as it’s got to do with the outdoors and Michigan. So if you love the smell of white pine and woodsmoke…if the sudden thunder of grouse wings stirs something inside you…if a moontrail on the waters awakens your sense of wonder…then drop in.

Moonrise Over Gun Lake

I might add that Dave is getting set to launch a second blogsite devoted to the Lake Michigan shoreline. We’ll be exploring state parks, wineries and brewpubs, nature preserves, out-of-the-way restaurants, bed-and-breakfasts, harbor communities, and other points of interest along Michigan”s west coast. So stay tuned—I’ll let you know when the site is up and running.

Reflections on the Old and New Years

As I begin this post, the year 2008 has just three hours left. There is much about it that I’m sure most of us won”t miss, but the downsides of life are all too easy to focus on, and we need no reminding of them. Instead, I’d like to thank God for a few of the blessings with which he has filled my life this past year.

I thank my Lord Jesus for…

* My close friends and family. You know who you are. I treasure you!

* Keeping me afloat financially as I”ve gone about forging a new direction as a freelance writer.

* Awesome storm chases in Missouri, Kansas, and Iowa–and my awesome storm chasing partners, Bill, Kurt, and Tom.

* The simple, wonderful gift of good beer.

* My new DSLR camera, and how it is helping me to view the world with an artist”s eye.

* The gift of music, and of growth as a saxophonist and jazz improviser.\r\n* So many, many other blessings, some of which I’m aware and others of which I’m unaware. Such is the grace of Christ.

* Finally, but really first and above all, the Lord himself. For his kindness. For his friendship. For his discipline, and guidance, and for his life that has become my life.

Thank you, Lord, for this year of 2008. Above all, thank you for You.

To all who read these words…

…to musicians, and songwriters, and singers, and all whose souls have been shaped by the melodymaker’s craft…

…to storm chasers, and weather fanatics, and those who have fallen in love with the hiss of inflow over prairie grasses, and the convective sculptures of the Great Plains…

…I salute you! Here”s to a Happy New Year!

This evening, the sun sets on 2008. Tomorrow, for better or worse, 2009 dawns on us all. In the face of a troubled planet, may the grace of the Messiah spring up in unexpected places and cause this next twelve-month”s time to be a hopeful and rewarding one.

Wishing you blessing, prosperity, wisdom, inner peace, and a deepened capacity to live the life God created you to live,

Bob

Aka “Storm”

Prost! In Praise of the Post-Chase, Post-Gig Beer

I am sitting in my La-Z-Boy couch partaking of a mug of Russian imperial stout. Outside, the winter wind blows strong, but that simply accentuates the pleasure I find with each rich, roast-malty mouthful. Stout is a winter beer, Russian imperial stout is the king of stouts, and “The Czar” by Avery is an exceptional Russian imperial stout. What more could a man ask for, in the way of simple delights, than to recline in comfort in a warm, lamplit room and fill his senses with a heady beer steeped in tradition?

What has beer got to do with storm chasing or jazz saxophone? Everything when you”re a beer connoisseur. Along with a good steak, a mugful of frothy brew is the only way to cap off a successful storm chase. And after playing a great gig, there”s nothing like a superb microbrew–a malty Scotch ale or a citrusy, Cascade-hoppy IPA–to complete the evening. Beer is the drink of celebration for storm chasers and musicians, and a good beer is well worth celebrating in its own right.

This Avery”s here is potent stuff. At 10.77 percent ABV, it packs a definite alcoholic warmth, not to mention quite a wallop, though not enough to write my affecting–er, that is, affect my writing.

“The Czar Russian Imperial Stout” received top commendation by Stacey, co-owner with her husband of Pauly”s in Lowell, Michigan. Stacey is one of two people I know whose opinions in the area of beer have clout with me. (The other person is my best friend, Dewey). A few months ago, Stacey underwent training as a beer sommelier, and prior to that, she educated her palate via something like twelve or thirteen years of homebrewing. The woman knows her beer.

Tonight, inspired by renowned beer authority Charles Papazian expounding, in his writings, on a mug of Russian imperial stout, I moseyed into Pauly”s and asked Stacey to recommend a good RIS. She pointed me toward two, but the Avery”s was clearly her favorite, so I went with that. I”m not disappointed. “The Czar” is truly fit for an emperor, royalty in a 22 ounce bottle. At around $11.00, it”s a very pricey bottle, but trust me, this beer is worth it.

My mug is now empty, but my heart is full. I wax eloquent, expanded and uplifted by this fine, tar-black stout.

Beer. If you”ve transcended the mass-produced American pilsners, if your universe has expanded beyond Millers, then chances are that little four-letter word speaks volumes to you, as it does to me.

At the day’s end, after filming tornadoes in Kansas, you cap off your chase with a beer. When the gig is over, after four hours of playing your butt off, you reach for a cold one. Hopefully it’ll also be a good one, a fine ale, lager, or lambic worthy of its title. Given the often limited selection anywhere but in larger cities, you can’t go wrong with a Stella Artois. But whatever your choice may be, if your taste buds have led you off the beaten path of the big American brewers into adventure…I lift my glass to you.

Prost!

A Post-Christmas Severe Weather Outbreak? It Just Might Happen.

Now, here’s something you don”t normally expect on the day after Christmas…

Them there is dewpoints, folks–juicy, 55-degree-plus dewpoints stretching as far north as Saint Louis, Missouri, by 18z Friday, and Renselaar, Indiana, by 00z Friday night. And Saturday gets even crazier, pulling a mid-fifties fetch well into Michigan.

With wind fields and helicities every bit as wild as you’d expect for this time of year, this could be the ultimate in late-season storm chasing, or in early-season action, depending on how you do your books.

Several days ago I was just crossing my fingers. I’m still keeping them crossed, but with the WRF now chiming in to corroborate what the GFS has been consistently depicting, I think it’s time to practice saying the words, “severe weather outbreak.” Today’s SPC extended outlook agrees:

WITH A GENERAL CONSENSUS OF MODEL SOLUTIONS LEADING CREDENCE TO THE POSSIBILITY OF 60 F DEWPOINTS MAKING IT AS FAR NORTH AS THE MIDDLE MISSISSIPPI/OHIO VALLEY BY DAY 5/SATURDAY. IN ALL…CURRENT THINKING IS THAT A MULTIFACETED/ALL HAZARDS SEVERE RISK WILL MATERIALIZE ACROSS PORTIONS OF FAR EASTERN OK/OZARKS/ARKLATEX TO THE MIDDLE MISSISSIPPI VALLEY/OHIO VALLEY FOR DAY 4/FRIDAY INTO DAY 5/SATURDAY.

I’m currently considering St. Louis south toward the bootheel, possibly into Arkansas, and hoping that the next run or two nudges Friday’s setup just a shade to the east and north. Bill and I are talking about taking off around midnight Christmas night, and Kurt may join us if he is able.

At this point, I think it”s safe to say we’re in for a winter outbreak that could stretch as far north as central Illinois and Indiana. Should be interesting.

Looking for that perfect, last-minute Christmas gift for the storm chaser in your life? Consider giving a tasteful holiday package of backing winds, veering upper levels, and a little mixed layer CAPE–perfect as a stocking stuffer, and sure to be appreciated by Midwest chasers this Friday and Saturday.

Near-Blizzard Conditions in Michigan on Winter Solstice

“Near blizzard conditions” is what KGRR is calling it. I call it a good, old-fashioned Michigan snowstorm, the kind I remember from my boyhood down in Niles. Seems like such storms started to peter out once my family moved to Grand Rapids back in 1968, though I remember we still got a few good, solid blasts. It has been a long time, though, since I’ve seen a December like this one. Last year”s winter set a record for snow accumulation; this year”s looks well on its way to becoming another record-breaker, if it isn”t one already.

Here is the view from my apartment onto my deck.

The two mushroom-like objects on the bottom left are pots of chicken soup, thoroughly frozen. On days like today, I like to chisel out a nice chunk and enjoy it at my leisure. Explosives could accelerate the process, but out of consideration for my neighbors, I refrain and use an air hammer instead. It”s a more time-consuming approach, but it”s worth it. There’s nothing like a good, hearty slab of chicken soup on a blustery winter day, that’s what I say.

Where was I, anyway? Oh, yes–near-blizzard conditions. I have to agree with the NWS on that one. Here”s a view of the parking lot.

Nothing about that picture says “tank top and shorts.” The current station reading at 11:30 a.m. shows 11 degrees Fahrenheit, winds of 24 miles an hour gusting to 33, and a wind chill of -9. If you”ve ever felt an urge to go streaking down Main Street, today would not be the day. No, this is the kind of day when you can hunker down inside with a cup of hot tea and feel totally guiltless about doing absolutely nothing.

It seems particularly fitting that we’re getting a major winter storm on the day of the winter solstice. Today isn’t just the snowiest day of the year so far, it”s also the shortest. From here on, we begin the slow but encouraging trek toward spring. Winter has just begun and–though, looking out the window, the thought seems unbelievable–the worst still lies ahead. Three months of ice, slush, flying snow spray, slippery roads, and bitter cold. But we’ve finally descended to the utmost depth of the long nights, and now we’re heading back for the sunny surface. March, the transitional month, isn”t that terribly far away. And amazingly, we may get a crack at a storm chase as near as next week in southern Illinois and Indiana.

This last chase season got off to an early start on January 7, and then a month later on February 5 with the Super Tuesday Outbreak. So who knows what next weekend will hold. I”m not holding my breath, but I am crossing my fingers.